Overwhelming Statistic
For those of you who need a break from the election coverage, I bring you grave news from the global warming front — MSNBC.com reports that there’s a 50 percent chance that Lake Mead could go dry by 2021. That’s right. A 50% CHANCE.
That’s the exact same probability of earth being invaded by mutant squirrels from outer space, your being eaten alive by a cartoon wallaby, and Terry Frank leaving her husband for Michael Moore.
Be afraid.
2 Responses to “Overwhelming Statistic”
By W on Feb 13, 2008 | Reply
Do you know something about alien squirrels I don’t? 5o% is pretty high.
By Wes Comer on Feb 13, 2008 | Reply
The glass is half full then?